I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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