yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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