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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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