absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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