why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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