you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
