You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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