Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize