How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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