yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How does it feel to date your dad?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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