just tell him i said nine months
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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