She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So vagazzling was a success
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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