Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
