Duck Duck Cougar?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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