This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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