the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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