Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
