But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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