you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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