at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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