Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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