Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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