Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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