I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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