OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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