it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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