It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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