Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have post one night stand depression
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