sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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