She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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