My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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