I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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