i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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