i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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