even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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