i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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