She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
