Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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