You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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