We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
