i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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