doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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