She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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