The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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