Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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