we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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