I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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