idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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