i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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