didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
