I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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